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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Charlton Heston. On A Stamp.

It's about time. And just think of the possibilities. Such as Mr. Heston's penetrating stare daring the recipient of your Letter of Refusal To Pay to so much as whimper a protest with their downcast, unmanly eyes. Or sending off your membership application to the NRA with Charlton's face confidently beaming his approval downwards from that Great Shooting Range in the Sky. Ah yes. A stylishly manly postage stamp and the eventual return of dignity to the USPS.

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